Healing 6-0 Sands Outstanding again to cap off the season. We’ve finished with 4 wins from 4 since the signing of Ollie Williams MOM: Ethan Scott (absolute pisstaker) Goals: Winship Dazz Freeman OG Ethan x2 Thanks to Sands for the £30 donation Andy’s Children’s Hospice.

All the best Shaun Smith Ollie Williams Ben Tuplin 🤝🏻💚

Healing 6-0 Jubilee Inn FC Greens run riot on our opening game of pre season against the Div 4 Thiago Silva. Thanks to the battling Jube for the game, all the best for the season 🤝🏻 Goals from: Wroot ⚽️⚽️ Mumby Jr ⚽️ Tuppo ⚽️ Jackson ⚽️⚽️ MOM: 16 year old, Harry Jackson

Erm.. Winns 9-10 Healing Thanks to Healing Fest yesterday, an alcohol poisoned greens somehow managed to concede 9 goals and win the game. Thanks to Shaun, greens were 6-0 down at the 20 minute water break. Goals: Wroot x5 Tuppo x2 Ballard x2 Shaun MOM: Dan Jewell

Healing 5-1 Boro u18’s There’s ya line up, fuck knows who scored. MOM: Harry Jackson

Class banter from the Laceby boys (apart from the ginger space raider) Not an ideal start to the relegation battle, hopefully just -1 goal difference will be enough to keep us up come April

Love it Harry 🤩💎

Healing 4-3 Theddo Lions Greens left the lions roaring their eyes out. Despite cruising at 4-0 up we’ve still managed to just scrape a win, suspect substitutions. Goals: Fin Wilden Tom Johnson Jack Everitt Own Goal MOM - Jack and Brad for kicking it to each other all game.

Theddo Lions 2-4 Healing A stroll in the park for the greens this morning who dominated throughout. Proving far superior to a lacking in footballing ability Theddo. Goals: Smith ⚽️⚽️ Prescott ⚽️ Coulam ⚽️ MOM: Shaun Smith

Greens 3-3 Laceby FC Hard fought contest today with plenty of tackles and kicking the ball really hard. Goals from: Ballard Newton Jackson If the Stark family would like to issue a written apology for the death threats, please send it to the Legion. Regards

Greens 9-2 Holt Titans Thanks to the Happy Foundation for allowing a few out to pretend to play footy against us and today. Goals from: Stewy ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Fin ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Winnie Ballard Jacko MOM - James Stewart Special mention: Rob Dawley, cheers Chunky Monkey, get back in retirement.

Greens 4-3 Sporting Linden “Harry Jackson’s having a party, bring your Xbox and your smarties” sing the legion faithful. Ideally got to wait another 18 months for the vodka and the charlie. Goals: Jackson ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ MOM: Jackson (again)

Greens 1-1 Broadley Pure dominance from the greens today against the league’s hoof ball specialists but unfortunately we couldn’t capitalise with a winner. A decent point gained for us but two dropped for the meanie moaner and their gobby yet clueless sideline MOM: Fin Wilden

Healing 3-3 Doody Inspirational comeback from the greens against a full strength but time wasting Doody side to cap off the gaffer’s 43 year involvement with Healing FC. Goals: Ballard Newton Tokelove 🚀 MOM - Richard Winship Roll on next season under new management.

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Huge congratulations to former green Ben Tuplin on winning Most Improved Player at Immingham Town’s presentation last night. Well done Ben!

PRESENTATION NIGHT Most Improved - Midge Superb season from the slowly aging Makélélé, improved vastly with experience and knowledge 💚

PRESENTATION NIGHT Manager’s Player - Stewy Superb season from the Alonso like stalwart, never losing a challenge and superb on the piss.

PRESENTATION NIGHT Player’s Player - Harry Jackson Ridiculously one sided, carrying us through most of the season, hopefully he’ll keep his place in the side now his Dad is the new Gaffa.

Welcome back former Laceby FC playmaker Leo Kilday, you know where you belong sunshine 💚