//*hasnt been on in FORVER and then comes on topsy as fuck* Heeeeyyuy

//I e had four beers, a vodka cranberry in like the last hour and a half maybe

//why has Johnny Depp never won a freaking Oscar???? Like dude come on man

//I work with kids. Today was@stressful. I’m drinking. Sue me.

:/you know what makes me sad:..Hamlet ‘s false insanity leads to his betrothed’s farhers death leading to her isntatiy and her drowning herself!!!!!

:/holy Dionysus I’ve never been this wasted before

“I’m a bit late seeing this but...wow. Dad did good when creating you.”

*fucking Grand Jetés across the TL because reasons*

“Hello! Anyone up for chatting? Or planning a SL? Anything?”

*looks around, sighs, plops on the TL and whistles*

#Mood

*sits down with a three pound tub of M&Ms and just munches away*

//been a hot minute but I went to the SPN Con in Jacksonville and then this happened.

//I feel like I only tweet when I’m really drunk but I don’t care

//I’m drunk but wanna RP. DM me if you’re interested or if you just wanna hear my drunk ass ramble