@TheEyeToTheSide happy birthday to you, birthday buddy! #turnup 🍻🍻🍻

My brother in law almost went to jail, great birthday. Lucky son of a bitch.

@stormeswarning you're my favorite. 💚

I love @CallieJones22, that's all. 💚

@CallieJones22 I can't wait to find out what you're having so I can start buying stuff! 😍👶

@CallieJones22 yessss! I hope you have a girl! 💖👶👸 when I come to hardy I wanna see you!

“@CallieJones22: Halyn Everett Lol I'm always working or at home! So just let me know when you come to town 😍😍😍😍” I will, I love you Cal! 💋

I've become such an over weight high strung bitchy house wife, did anyone else see that coming? No? Just me then, I guess.

Girls these days, smh.. Jordan Brewer @TwitterlessMatt 😂😂😂

@mead_rach35 lol it's not a bad life, lol. I wish I had a kid though, lucky! Plus Sadie is beautiful!

There's a difference in a woman and a girl.

“@_justbss: “@heathermarter: Me, the day my data restarts each month: 🙇🌅💃🙌🍻👋💁👯💋👑👏” used to be us Lol Halyn Everett” I ❤️ this! Before wifi!

"Poison in our veins, but we don't even care. Candles drippin' on ya body.." 💋

Wake and bake. 🔮✨

I've maybe sleep 30 mins all night and I feel like death. Great. #dranktoomuch

When I burp I can taste red bull & vodka. 🍸

I've been married for 7 months today, wow. 😶