“But you can’t use #Bitcoin if the internet goes down”

Everyone is struggling wtf?

Did we all forget that Australia just passed an unrealized capital gains tax?

I’d like to make a donation to the IRS

Da fuq is this bro?

Did I ever tell you I’m proud to be American?

Extradite this.

What’s a brother in law?

Can we stop with the brother/sister in law that’s basically incest. If he’s your brother (in law) that means your wife is your sister. You’re fucking your sister? 🤮

The founding fathers were on to something. #1 say whatever the heck you want. #2 there’s nothing that can take away your right to defend yourself if someone tries to prevent you from doing #1.

They are lying about the polls so that it makes it more plausible when they rig the election again

If they convince enough normies that people talking to each other causes any actual damage they might just repeal the first.

i need a fructose guardian

Got designers so pretty I forget to check the time. Like… every single time

Getting rich is kind of a hack. Money is people’s time and energy. To get rich you need to get people to give you money which is really their time and energy. Now that you’re rich you can use that money (others peoples time and energy) so that other people can use their time

Did she say price controls? Like did I hear that right? I thought we lived in a capitalist society, right? Right?!

You know, lethal weapons don’t have to be that expensive. I guess it’s kinda a good thing that there’s so much bureaucracy in the military industrial complex. If everything is expensive maybe we won’t kill as many people