#daftcunt @hestonblue

@ShakaDiezel David Cross how do you pull your groin fielding at slip and admiring the batters in your spot?

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Scotland should be very proud of Paul Lawrie. So proud, that bell end Montgomerie said it 5 times. #cock

Right up there with D Day after Dunkirk. Thanks to Germany once again! #RyderCup

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@ShakaDiezel Joanne Thompson a_d26 crackling Rosie a speciality! #pissedit

@ShakaDiezel steven David Iceton David Cross I told you it would end in tears

Champions! I just guided Stranraer to 1st place in Non-League C football-chairman.com

I'm playing Football Chairman and I'm trying to get Stranraer to the top! football-chairman.com

Get in! I just guided Stranraer to 2nd place in Non-League B football-chairman.com

New photo of #missing deputy head Mark Bushnell from Durham School. Any sightings or info please call police on 101.

@ShakaDiezel David Cross just looks like 2 pissed blokes stumbling aaaaaaallllll owa #whatsitallaboutalfie

@ShakaDiezel David Cross we have to leave. Now!!!