Well if you did, he would never tell anyone

Uh… thanks?

Stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes

Just tell me the who, why and where and I’ll be right on it Big D

They kinda are

Well I wasn’t askin’ if you agreed

And I don’t care that you don’t care

So you’re the one runnin’ that hotel on the other side of hell right?

Oh great. My old manager is here

Oh well… that’s easy see I’m his #1 and he sent me here to talk to you about some soul he needs

I still don’t even know what part of Hell you’re from

He may be pathetic but at least he’s not one of you bozos from heaven

So, you own that so called “hotel” that’s apparently in Hell correct?

So you can redeem ANYONE who stays at this little hotel of yours? And they go back up to those pricks in heaven?

You know I got a question for you “demon hunters” do you hunt anything that comes from hell? Or is there some kind of specific demon you guys hunt

Hm you’re new. Are you by any chance a betting woman?

Well my boss Big D, owns a super fancy casino with wonderful riches beyond compare, I could give you the grand tour if you’re interested in winning big

//okay so we got Darkwing Duck Genie Captain Man Optimus Prime THE ONE AND ONLY KING DICE 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔫 𝔚𝔬𝔬𝔡𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫 Still really happy with these characters

Oh no I swear, no harm will come to you from the tour, I promise

Wonderful, right this way to the casino…