@tonybonesarelli my apologies. one more

13: *snort laughing* Me: What’s so funny? 13: I’m reading about Apollo 11. Michael Collins told Neil Armstrong that the first thing he should say when he steps on the moon is “OMG what IS that?!” & then cut his mic.

I got sunburned through my jacket sleeping in the hammock this morning haha.

PUT 👏 A 👏 FACE 👏 MASK 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BEAN 👏 OR 👏 I 👏 WILL 👏 RIOT 👏

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Wow, 12 years is a long time!

Ok, how the hell are the 5 mg gummies more potent than the 10 mg gummies of a different brand?? I took three 5 mg gummies and got totally lit last week, today I've taken three 10 mg gummies and I barely feel anything. Maybe that's why they were buy 1 get 1 for $1??

Apparently you have to have a credit card to rent a car, debit cards are a no go.

I ate an edible at the airport, hehe.

Today was an extremely long and frustrating travel day.

I haven't gotten out of bed in two days; apparently I am depressed.

"If the virus takes you then I hope it takes me too." -Death Cab For A Covid

Anyone have any reason for me to get out of bed tomorrow?

We're going to be back in quarantine in less than 6 weeks.

Have you ever declared bankruptcy? How was it? I have medical debt of $200,000, I think it's time. My credit score is in the 500s anyway, what do I have to lose??

Craigslist apartment listings are the same ad for 3 or 4 different apartment complexes where the rent is listed at $0. Extremely unhelpful. Where can I find private listings? I need a slumlord.

Throwing grandma into a volcano. The volcano sputters and the smoke from her burning corpse billows into the night sky. The shaman turns to face the crowd. “The economy is pleased.”

'The Cunt Cheerleaders' (1970), students of Judy Chicago's Feminist Art program, CA Uni, Fresno #womensart #FridayFeeling

Temporary installation by crochet artist and yarn-bomber Carol Hummel #womensart

This shredz, my dudez.