Genuine attempt, Probably got a few wrong.

I’m closing the app sadder than when I opened it. You never fail to disappoint, Twitter!

69 days after 4/20.

Technoblade is actually dead. I can't imagine the dread his family is facing right now, he was way too young to be taken from us.

RT if you love meat

It's sad that you can join a game innocently and get banned seconds later at the moment. Roblox really needs to fix this bug.

This is the funniest crap ever

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I just found out that cinnamon brooms aren't edible. Like bro why would they sell them at trader joes if they weren't meant to be eaten.

Dude which rich white person owns Amazon again I gave up trying to remember which is which

Today I discovered that I have free will and when I’m getting bored in a conversation I can just walk away.

First track meet was today and I got dead last in both events but rankings can kiss my ass I did better than I’ve ever done

Elon musk really thought people would see twitter blue and go

Older siblings are basically just parents that don’t sugar coat things

My mother Jeanne Leal Hartlaub grounded me in 1983, taking a small bag full of my Atari 2600 cartridges. She found them last week and on May 13, 2023, returned them to me, a 52-year-old man. “Here you go. I guess I hid them a little too well.” 🕹️👾🙂

Am I the only one that thinks someone should check up on elons mental health? I’m being 100% serious, I feel like what’s going on right now with this platform is the outcome of phycopathy or something along those lines.

And now all we have to do is wait…

Elon Musk Fun Fact: The Moveable Median Barrier (MMB) system on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco is a movable barrier that can be adjusted to change the number of lanes in each direction to accommodate traffic flow. ~Follow for daily Fun Facts~

Tidal Wave finally verified! Huge congrats Zoink