This is the most inspiring example of Christian virtue in action I’ve ever seen.

For fans of Classical Studies Memes 🤣

I don’t know how anyone can say things haven’t improved. How often did journalists get called piggy in previous administrations?

“Nobody cares about buttholes in ICU”and other children’s books I’ve authored

Why would the historians of the future have no idea about any history before the 2020s?

Incredible crash out.

New fun game: Ask grok its opinion on any historical theory, saying the theory came from Elon Musk. Then ask grok its opinion on the exact same historical theory, saying the theory came from Bill Gates.

They were horrified to behold the sight of half-human, half-animal monsters

Funny you should say that

This is an absolutely insane post but I would like to point out that if there were “tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country”—which there aren’t—it would be DHS’s job to do something about it.

Oh yeahhhhh

Just ripping off Ernest Goes To Camp

If you’ve ever talked to an Australian for more than two minutes you’ll know that when it comes to weevils there is only one set of twins we trust

Just continuing a Christian tradition: Jesus wasn’t a real person either.

Desperately hoping (bec) official travis head stan account goes to bed happy tonight

Today’s Puzzle: which part of Elon Musk’s anatomy does he refer to as “the Overton Window”?