Imagine a Bet365 wrapped. How much money you’ve spent all year, your top 5 biggest wins and the player you bet to get carded the most Would genuinely send you into depression

Play on any pitch, any opponent, any position and he'll put in a 7 to 10/10 performance, just an absolute fucking soldier of a defender

Marcus Rashford take. A. Bow. 🚀 📺 TNT Sports & discovery+ UK

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If you’re in the pub tonight have a look around you. Memorise the faces. These are the real ones. Mid-week November, no football on, just pints and chat. These are the people that deserve seats in the summer when all the part-timers appear because the suns out. Proper boozers.

Everyone in camp meeting Kelly Brook: #imaceleb

Me grandads just told me a joke and says It’s that cold outside even the Romanians have their hands in their own pockets And this is probably why I am the way I am

“Wow you decided 3 for 100 was the best option 352 times this year!”

Due to the really bad weather, I decided to see if my 83 yr old neighbour needed anything from the local shop. She did. So I gave her my list. No point in both of us going out in this weather.

I've just lost the money for my wife's epilepsy prescription in the bookies. She'll have a fit when she finds out.

The game might be back…

This Hibs fan got the photo of a lifetime from the Edinburgh derby yesterday. 📸

Rishi Sunak wanted us to study maths until we were 18. I studied it until I was 16. What difference is another 4 year gunna make?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am never deleting twitter…. Ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Joshua Paul (fit_4_football on Instagram) uploaded this a few days back. That’s a fantastic life lesson to teach the young kids he’s coaching.

1990s Arsenal ❤️

There's no fucking way he's done that 😭😭😭 Marli Salmon is going straight to the top.

Arsenal didn’t get a “lucky draw”. Arsenal finished top of the Champions League group stage with 8 wins from 8 games. Dominating the division. And subsequently, as top seed, got a draw which reflected their league position. Merit.

Shut up, gimp. Happy Friday 🍻

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