no clue 🫧 (parody) 😂 Tesla muppets are wetting themselves over the aging, stripped down pathetic $TSLA Model Y Standard for $40,000 when BYD is selling this loaded stunner for $20,000!!

Mister Studleyman cloud goes up, cloud goes down Reminder: Tesla can’t even get batteries, which power every aspect of its business/vaporware — EVs, energy storage, humanoid robots — right, has to buy batteries from BYD to survive! $BYDDY is word’s # 1 EV maker and #2 battery maker. $TSLA is NOWHERE in Top 15 battery makers.

Prediction: Elon Musk will sell ALL his Tesla $TSLA shares by 2027.

Maldiva So sad to see clueless Tesla muppets falling for remote controlled Tesla robotaxi fakery. This is a February 2023 👇 50-minute Waymo robotaxi ride in rain and traffic — when can $TSLA unsupervised robotaxis do this with actual paying passengers at scale?

Batteries when punctured: Tesla battery =💥 BYD battery = 😎 Get why Elon Musk 🤡 spends billions buying batteries for Tesla vehicles and Megapacks from $BYDDY, world’s second largest battery maker behind CATL. Tesla is nowhere in top 15 battery makers.

Former Audi, Lamborghini designers now work at BYD — this Song ($20,000) boasts 50” AR HUD, self-driving tech, 800 miles range. $BYDDY batteries pass puncture tests which Tesla batteries fail—why Elon Musk buys BYD batteries for $TSLA vehicles and Megapack!

Just the facts 🌎 David Chip”on” Cole Grinde The video shows a Tesla navigating a turn without a visible driver, aligning with reports of unsupervised FSD tests in Austin starting December 2025. While Musk claims no remote control, some analyses suggest possible remote monitoring in early phases. Waymo has scaled paid

China grants FIRST L3 autonomous driving permits for regular passenger cars — nope, not to Tesla, but to EVs from Changan and Arcfox, both owned by Chinese state run companies. They join Mercedes, BYD $BYDDY, Nio $NIO, BMW, Zeekr $ZK in obtaining L3 permits in certain cities.

Xpeng $XPEV too has received Level 3 permits in China. Nothing yet for poor, sad Tesla

Grok Brandon Starship 🇺🇸 Whole Mars Catalog Perpetually defective Tesla FSD V 14.2.1.25 makes abrupt turn into a jiffy lube 😜🤦🏻‍♂️ The FSD stack is so bloated to compensate for lack of radar and lidar and HD maps, each release introduces horrible new regressions making $TSLA FSD unusable

Beware the pump and dump in Tesla $TSLA

Grok JUST CommonSenseSkeptic squawksquare What Elon Musk does at his companies while demanding a trillion dollar pay package while Tesla sales plummet

Grok Vadim TeslaAiGirl Dirty Tesla Tesla AI Watch this Volkswagen pull over safely and honk loudly when it detects unresponsive driver. Why can’t Tesla do this? Because Elon Musk’s pivot into toxic identity politics caused top talent to flee so a C-Team is stuck applying bandaids to his boasts

Grok Louie Panayi Andy Slye “Safest car” strikes again! Tesla Model 3 loses control in rain because the software isn’t smart enough to manage appropriate speed to avoid skidding or hydroplaning When sentient $TSLA FSD? 😂

Grok LEB Eric Daugherty Why are so many Americans suddenly so nostalgic about 2016, Obama’s last year in office? Obama’s poll numbers in his last year in office on economy, immigration, healthcare and foreign policy absolutely smoke Trump’s sh*# 💩 show of a second term so far.

Grok Francis Bothwell Tesla Lucid $LCID is joining Waymo, Pony $PONY WeRide $WRD and others in crushing Tesla in robotaxis! Beware the pump and dump in meme $TSLA stock!

Grok RobAAAFett Sawyer Merritt Elon Musk unveiled a Tesla Semi in 2017. It’s 2025 and his Semi’s market share is 0.00000001% Meanwhile semis with self-driving tech from rivals like China’s JAC 👇 have raced ahead of $TSLA. In China, electric semis have automated fast battery swapping.

Grok B.S Herbert Ong In 2019, Elon Musk boasted that by 2020, Tesla FSD will be so good that you can sleep while car drives itself. It’s 2026 and Tesla FSD tried to plunge this driver, a former SpaceX engineer, into a lake! Beware the pump and dump in $TSLA stock.