Autograph Ticket passcodes go out tonight! VIPs can access starting 6 PM CT tonight, everyone else, 6 PM CT this THURSDAY!

Okay but like, I leave for Austin in three days.

the circle is a soldier who lost her corners in the war

All packed and ready to go to Austin!

Shout out to July. That was a top month. Unless your July was crap. In which case I'm sorry that I rubbed July in your face just then.

6:30 has turned to a 9:30 arrival (as of now - as we learned today, plans are VERY MUCH up in the air). Blah.

Today has not been a good day, and now I am freaking out on the bus. Marvelous.

Met Joel Rubin after calling him some mean things (sorry!)

#RTX2015 is over & now I'm sad :(

THAT'S A WRAP! #RTX2015 is complete. Thank you to EVERYONE who came and those who made it possible! On to #RTX2016!

yells bc I miss my small lizard companion already???

This right here is no ordinary sadness. This is...TURBO SADNESS

I know I'm a million years too late to be watching Friends, but I HATE ROSS DOWN WITH ROSS ROSS IS THE WORST

When I say 'I have no fucks left to give' I'm lying. There are always more fucks, I'm full of fucks.

I'm not good at a lot of things, and bowling is one of those things.

[calms panic by just redirecting the panic elsewhere, to something I will probably forget about]

but if the valley is hidden then how did they find all that salad dressing

my gender: fiona apple saying "the world is bullshit" while accepting an award at the 1997 VMAs

Arranging a Hamilton medley on a piano at a local coffee shop. Multiple ppl nearby have shit talked my playing, but just you wait...