All of your answers should be ME. I am the OG

The bot finally got banned

What year is it? I was just told I drank so much Wizards Mind Bombs that I was in a coma.

Tik Tokker speaking to me: "Tell me how long you've been here in this world without telling me how long you've been in this world." Me: Shut up and get me a drink

Hi my name is Hans and I am an alcoholic!

I'm a big football fan!

What year is it

well I found myself.

Add me in game: Hans_OSRS

Lads! I'm going to bed. If this tweet gets 10 likes and 10 retweets and 10 comments by the time I wake up tomorrow I'll sell my Tyras Helms for 50% off until Monday.

It looks like I have one bond left over due to one of the winners being a RS3 player! Sooo I drew one more winner! Congrats to Hans add me in game Trad3rStan and let me know when you want to collect!

Todays thing is..Hans! Hans is the servant of Duke Horacio and can be found walking in circles around the Lumbridge Castle courtyard. He is easily scared, screaming and running away in fright when threatened. This thing was released on January 4th 2001! #osrs #runescape

I'm accepting applications for my replacement. I'm tired af from walking all these years. Must be: able to walk know peoples ages by heart able to walk scared of aggressive adventurers able to walk able to drink beer able to walk go to parties

BREAKING NEWS: I didn't find any viable suitors to be my replacement so I signed another 1 year contract to walk around Lumbridge castle. For immediate press release: I'm back bitches.

Was I really THAT blackout drunk?

Bing bong time to have a drink. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Halloween event got me feeling spooked.

Me right now

I signed another 1 year deal to walk around Lumbridge castle.