Call me cake pop instead tho. Feels fruitier.

Oh shit I look pretty good here, huh?

Some of you were never 8 years old watching Fiona Apple crawl under couch cushions in the “Criminal” music video and it shows.

The Higher Ups at Reflective Desire have been informed that it is in fact Sex AND the City, not IN.

Shout out to everyone on their daily commutes who are also just on their phone opening and closing apps randomly in order to avoid eye contact with strangers. We’re all in this together.

[to the bus driver as I’m exiting] you were like a father to me

(Cam Damage (Trans Reznor))

I took this selfie toward the end of dinner out with friends yesterday and it made me realize my shirt had been inside out the whole time.

Cinema is back, people.

Today is my birthday. I am not a big birthday person, usually it’s a pretty lame day. If you are financially well off and want to send me money to make my day better, you’re welcome to do so: itsJustRust on Venmo. You can also sign up for camdamage.com. That is all.

Huh. I was not expecting this to be the angle of the Springsteen biopic:

Yeah yeah being trans is beautiful etc etc but it would have been pretty tight if I was just born a dude

People RTing this saying her heart isn’t in it anymore aren’t appreciating the nuance. It’s not always going to be long acrylics and gum chewing. Sometimes it’s picking hair off glass and single-eye squint slurp.

How I sound attempting pillow talk after sex

When i say i want to watch The Last of the Mohicans what i really mean is i want to listen to the main theme from The Last of the Mohicans on repeat

Happy Jaws 50th anniversary limited edition steelbook to all who celebrate

100% chance he thought about GLADIATOR (2000) while he was running his hands over that wheat

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

Actually this rules