Not everyone wants to carry around the visible testament to the thing that stabbed them, but that's basically what any poet is doing when she takes a few copies of her book to sell after a reading. Hannah Gamble

Ali Wong is a comedian that has made a career out of addressing the hypersexualization of Asian women, gender disparities, and sexism but the r*pe of a Black woman is no big deal to her. Stop acting like antiBlackness and misogynoir doesn't play a role in that.

I missed my 4 day window that was after hearing Beef was a great show and before finding out that that actor is a rapist and that his stupid co-workers support him

John Mulaney is the Colin Jost of Pete Davidsons

tonight’s succession had EVERYTHING: proof that kendall knows his children’s names, fruity wines, a podcast queen, the opposite of romeo & juliet’s balcony scene, and a 2nd india. that’s the thing where you falsify data so hard that you have to invent a new country to fix it

Kendall is bisexual it’s just literally irrelevant to the plot

Everyone debating about who the most relatable and likeable Succession character is confuses me because 96% of us are the catering staff waiter who Kendall Roy murdered in season 1

Biden Clone no.7 was used today. Truth is stranger than fiction.

why you have to go and make things so twitterpated

Addendum to earlier small boob post

I love seeing the frustration of dudes who are SO ANGRY that dudes who they don't think are hot get to date. I also like how this dude thinks the media's goal is to "manipulate" women into falling in love with Pete Davidson, specifically.

sad incel dudes are all like WHY DO GIRLS LIKE UGLY PETE DAVIDSON like they forgot about the appeal of mega fame and money

Hey ya'll! When I was a tiny bb I saw 2 floating wolf heads in the closet at the foot of my bed and my life's been what you might call unusual ever since :-D Listen to my story on the Campfire with Jim Harold jimharold.com/nanas-haunted-…

Drag name available for purchase: Queef Harrington

Drag name available for purchase: Fister Rogers

Conservative parents 2 their eldest daughters: no dating, R rated movies, or public school 4 u--u shouldn't grow up 2 fast 😇😇 PS u're going 2 co-parent w ur mom & / or dad as needed & avoid all sins or u will go 2 hell & demons will jab their stingray tails into your bumh*le

Jonah Hill making a lavish and adoring documentary about his therapist (and potentially crossing ethical boundaries with their friendship) takes on a whole new aura when you see those texts of him trying to therapy-speak his then-girlfriend into submission.

i am sealing jonah hill behind a wall with 400 pounds of canned goods and a litter box. i will check on him in 2044