Ahh so this is what if feels like to tweet... I have a head full of stuff and now somewhere to vent it.

If you see a scary man in the park do you run away blatantly as fast as you can, or try to pick up the pace subtly without him noticing...

Yep could take a while getting the hang of this...

Few cheeky bank holiday bevvies anyone?

Great, just noticed the girl in the Cillit bang advert has the same vest as me - still, at least it wasn't Barry!

@MrDJLucas Alsatian Moyet/ Great Dane Bowers

@MrDJLucas I am rubbish! What's hashtag do then?

If you don't have anything good to say it's best not to say anything at all...

@thePLBway yoshibowchupet Will do biatches - should have a few days work coming up here & there so give you both a shout when have fundage x

Why do these charities run appeals in the day when the people who have money are out at work - I don't have £3 to save leopards/kids/monkeys

It's all about Christmas this weekend - shopping, German Market, tree erecting, Christmas movies, and general all round festive feelings!