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#COVIDー19

10 minutes to get out of the bath then another 5 to get down the stairs. Fuck you MS.

I'm not sure I like what is rapidly becoming the new normal #imnotok

Brainnnnzzzzzz

Who the hell decided to call a grill, a "broiler"? FFS

Trying to do a Joe Wicks sesh with the kids made me realise how weak and pathetic I have become. Bambi legs. #fuckyouMS

FFS.how many don't know the difference between "lose" or "loose"?

It would be nice if we could go just one day without people getting their knickers in a twist about someone elses opinion. How ever misguided that opinion may be.

I can't even teach my kids how to flush the toilet, nevermind trigonometry. #homeschoolfail

This movie deeply offends me. Because it's shit, nothing else . imdb.com/title/tt038170…

Astrazeneca' new work uniform. I wish. #vaccination

Hobble down to local #wetherspoons for lunch with my daughter and all they are selling is pizza. Daughter hates pizza. #pisspoor

Splashbacks ordered from WICKES a month ago, due for delivery tomorrow. The ring at lunchtime to say they aren't available. Thanks. #totaljoke

Allied for my medical driving licence renewal in May last year. Still no sign of it and there is no way of contacting anyone. Thanks Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency for leaving me in limbo

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy