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Nick Felker, πŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό

@HandNF

Software Engineer, Fantasy Author, PokΓ©mon Master

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@HandNF

2 weeks ago

I go to a bar.

I spot a woman.

I whisper in her ear: 'I have collected 85% of the original Pokemon card base set.'

She comes home with me, deeply impressed by my persistence and wealth.

Happens 100% of the time 60% of the time.

I go to a bar. I spot a woman. I whisper in her ear: 'I have collected 85% of the original Pokemon card base set.' She comes home with me, deeply impressed by my persistence and wealth. Happens 100% of the time 60% of the time.
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