I have been told by the police that I need to take down my EU flag because it offends the English.

RT if you think I should tell them to jog on.

Just asked a Reform UK voter to name the greatest ruler in history.

He opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

This Easter, please take a moment to remember that if Jesus turned up now, we would lock him on a giant barge while we pass illegal legislation that will let us send him to Rwanda.
Happy Easter.

The gap in life expectancy between kids in poor areas and kids in wealthy areas is now 26 years. Forgive my lack of empathy with those struggling to pay for childcare on a six-figure salary in Surrey.

Poverty is growing exponentially week by week. Taking this country back decades and with no plan to make things better for us. Call a damn election and let someone else try to start changing things.
#ToriesAreEvil #ToryPoverty #ToriesUnfitToGovern

“How did the apocalypse happen, Dad?”
“Nike changed the colours on a flag and the gammons exploded, son.”

Penny Mordaunt This is a gross, disgusting and disrespectful representation of the Union Flag, and I believe action should be taken against those responsible. Could you investigate who these people are and advise me of the outcome, please?

Apparently the bookies are now offering odds on who will be the next Queen of the United Kingdom.

I understand that the Princess of Wales and the Marchioness of Cholmondeley are level pegging.

“ ….and then a photographer mistook me for the Princess of Wales - which was nice”

“Princess Kate impersonators Sir - hundreds of em”

must be scary to be a brunette in England right now knowing that at any minute a tabloid could take your photo and say you’re kate middleton

White women with brown hair all over London on their way to audition for the role of blurry Kate Middleton of the week

That Quansah looks a player doesn't he?

This perfectly illustrates the hypocrisy of the rabid pro'Wills and Kate' cult.

Clearly bullying IS acceptable in some circumstances. Wonder what the qualifying metric is?

Lee Anderson is given a warm reception by Reform Party members.

After days of speculation, Kensington Palace defers to public demands for the un-doctored 'mothers day' photo.......

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries Imagine if Angela Rayner had multiple children by different men, left her husband while he was fighting cancer, hitched up with a man 20 years younger and then had 3 more children? Imagine that hey.