Sittin here with joop cackson pondering what fat bitches we gonna bless with the opportunity to go on a two man with

Why were there a group of 6 brothas yelling “WE FROM MFING HOUSTON” at my family get together last night

My boy Bre Trandl stay strapped with the blicky at all times

Wise man wearing a sombrero told me last night “take it easy, and if it comes easy, TAKE IT TWICE.”

I keep thinking of the Costco cheese pizza I’m boutta absolutely molest after class

Who wants to join me blacking out in some randos crib post prom after averaging 6.7 99 shooters, 5 Coors lights, and 4 Hawk pulls of Svedka.

Word on the street is Derrick Scott Campbell has kneaded some dough in the past years.

I can’t wait for me and Sandon Lpivey to go skiing this weekend!

Ur a nobody

Anyone else jerk their dick with grease from the bottom of the KFC bucket?

In honor of 4/20 and hitlers bday, who tryna smoke some premium za

Any burners play r6 seige?

Once again it’s been another night where Back Japtista got no play, at this point we gotta pray for bro

After consuming multiple adult beverages (11) last night, I got my keys and hit the road jammin out to Flashing Lights, shit hit diff

Me and Derrick Scott Campbell were posted up in a bathroom last night yelling at this bitch Kayden Hjar to stfu while cops where present.

Who else went to church hungover

Back Japtista doesn’t lift like an athlete change my mind

This is Darnell Evans lll type of women

Going to get piss drunk and eat some tacos tn

Currently 7 deep with Quandale Dingle