Laura Ingalls Wilder (@halfpintingalls) 's Twitter Profile
Laura Ingalls Wilder

@halfpintingalls

I was born in 1867 in a log cabin in the Big Woods of Wisconsin. I dictate my Twittergraphs to @Wendy_Mc.

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Pa picked up one of the longest, sturdiest logs and slowly hauled it to his shoulders. "Six feet long on each side, Caroline," he told Ma. "Oh, Charles!" Ma said. "Are you really carrying that into town?" Pa nodded solemnly. "A fellow's got to social distance any way he can."

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Wash on Monday, Iron on whatever the next day after that is, Clean on... Monday? It sure feels like Monday. Mend, churn, something like that on Thursday, Maybe it's Friday? Bake every day, because you might as well. If you have no idea what day it is, it's probably Sunday.

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Happy Ma's Day, Ma! Take a day off from milking the cow and mending shirtwaists and hauling pails from the well and blacking the stove and making headcheese and beating out prairie fires with wet sacks and keeping a one-room sod house clean for a family of five. YOU'RE THE BEST!

Happy Ma's Day, Ma! Take a day off from milking the cow and mending shirtwaists and hauling pails from the well and blacking the stove and making headcheese and beating out prairie fires with wet sacks and keeping a one-room sod house clean for a family of five. YOU'RE THE BEST!
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I keep hearing about watching streaming channels so I went out and stared at Plum Creek for three hours and let me tell you, IT IS BORING.

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Lest you think I have a lack of entertainment choices here in this log cabin, I'll have you know that the shiny penny I received for Christmas has TWO sides to stare at. Two!!!

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Wasted a whole day driving my horse and buggy to every local mercantile between here and Mankato looking for Clorox wipes until I remembered they haven't been invented yet

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Pa barred the cabin door with a thick log, then stood at the window with his shotgun. "T'aint safe out there now that any blasted fool with a nickel can get a blue checkmark," he said. "Oh, Charles!" Ma cried.