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Brian Haley

@haleywood

Comedian/actor/hand model Brian Haley. Gran Torino, Little Giants, Baby's Day Out, Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson, HBO. Enormously popular in the 3rd world.

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Norm MacDonald was one of a kind. Fearless and a consummate professional at the art of stand up. A great admirer of it as well. All I need to do to outshine him is to become the greatest stand up comedian ever, and you know what? That would make Norm happy.

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Mary nodded The ox and lamb kept time I played my drum for Him I played my best for Him Then He smiled at me Me and my drum

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Come thy told me A newborn King to see Our finest gifts we bring To lay before the king So to honor Him When we come Little baby I am a poor boy too I have no gift to bring That's fit to give our King Shall I play for you On my drum

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Today has always been one of my favorite holidays. I love how humble it is, what it represents, families all together, feasting and giving thanks to God. You can't be happy without gratitude. Today I feast on all the memories of Thanksgivings past. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Today has always been one of my favorite holidays. I love how humble it is, what it represents, families all together, feasting and giving thanks to God. You can't be happy without gratitude. Today I feast on all the memories of Thanksgivings past. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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New Music Monday: I'm liking this girl a lot. She's as good as anyone that's ever sung this style. Maybe any style. Why she's not huge yet is a mystery. Sierra Ferrell - Why’d Ya Do It youtu.be/YwhIsfVsC3M

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"Why should we so toil about the world as if we were to live here forever? What need is there for a long provision if it is for a short stay? If we have enough to bear our charges to heaven, that should suffice. When our time is so very short now, to follow the world

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I will be on regular old Law & Order tomorrow (Thursday) May 18th @ 8pm. I’m the guy in the opening scene. I can’t give away any spoilers, but I will tell you I’m what the show is all about. Tell everyone you know to tell everyone they know!

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Scrooge: You were always a good man of business, Jacob. Business. Marley: MANKIND should have been my business! Charity. Forbearance. Benevolence. All were my business! As they should be yours.

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Scrooge: To warn? To save me? From what? Marley: From such a fate as mine. To wander through the world and witness what I cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness.

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Scrooge: Speak words of comfort to me Jacob Marley. Speak words of comfort. Marley: I have none to give. I am here to warn you. To save you, if that be possible.

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New Music Monday: This came out yesterday and was so good we decided it needed to be rushed out Sunday. This song is a masterpiece. I didn't want it to end! Please repost and help get this the attention it deserves: Alec Shaw - Don't Waste Your Love On Me youtu.be/4-CYqPsgd0A?si…