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Am I the only person who thinks Conan comes off as a total killjoy?

And there it is.

IMOO: The GOP is polljacking and the The New York Times is assisting them . Thats why their “likely voters” have such a high incidence of them never having voted. Its because the Times is chasing phantom voters with fake names.

Why? The Trump campaign is trying to create the illusion of

#RightAgain Remember the footage we kept seeing I referred to as Operation Sausage Fest? Also it is reasonable to assume that Hamas INTENTIONALLY killed at least a 3rd of their own civilians

FTR: if Biden committed murder on the front steps of the White House, I would start a draft Newsom movement before the body hit the ground. Meanwhile this Motherfucker would watch Trump beat a child to death with a baseball bat and then up his donation.

Four years ago today

Q: Now we've got 33 million people filing for unemployment, we've got 20% unemployment potentially

Trump: Nobody blames me for that

We’re on for tonight at Hard Rock Cafe Las Vegas Strip! Rock out with Keith St John Todd Dammit Kerns Michael T. Ross & more rockstars at #raidingtherockvault #rockvault

Trump wondering “why are all the good lawyers at their table? #TRUMPTRIAL

If GregGutfeld has writers, they should be fired.
If he doesn’t he should quit.
Holy Fuck is he unfunny. It’s painful. Even he cringes at his own shit.

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#HistoryHappensEveryday

Q: Did Trump call down to the Situation Room on January 6?

WH Situation Room Officer Stiegler: Not to my knowledge

Q: Not once?

Stiegler: No sir

Q: Didn't ask what was going on?

Stiegler: Not to my knowledge

Q: Didn't ask about how the Vice President was doing?

Stiegler:

It’s Tuesday May 14, 2024.

WSJ reporter Evan Gershkovich was detained by the FSB Mar 29, 2023.

1 year & 46 days ago

JOURNALISM IS NOT A CRIME!
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FREE EVAN NOW!

#IStandWithEvan

If you're wondering why Vance, Tuberville, and Johnson are there, it's because of the gag order. They're Trump's voice. The Mouths of Sauron. BTW, asking surrogates to attack witnesses and the judge's daughter is a violation of the gag order.

#pleaseshare with all your favorite reporters who are covering the Trump Trial. 🙏🏻

The Kharkiv offensive is going swimmingly for Russia...

...in small lakes of Russian blood.🤦‍♂️

Infrastructure Week was a punchline during the prior Administration.

On my watch, we're seeing shovels in the ground, cranes going up, and people hard at work rebuilding America.

We’re not just delivering an Infrastructure Week –

We’re delivering an Infrastructure Decade.

I just imposed a series of tariffs on goods made in China:

25% on steel and aluminum,
50% on semiconductors,
100% on EVs,
And 50% on solar panels.

China is determined to dominate these industries.

I'm determined to ensure America leads the world in them.