Gotta think he tapped ‘em both. With that duster? Oh baby.

What is this cap circumcision of the which you speak. #seakraken

And you can bet, jacked full of Viagara.

Best Bush - Ted Bird 😛

How often must I read or hear this?

Seriously. Is there any better football term than “muff”?

Love the new iPhone @Twitter layout. Can I please have it on all of my accounts?

There has been more muff by the #Packers than in most 70s porn movies.

Do you think I can get a blue check mark?

I still don’t understand the Provorov fiasco. Is he forcing his opinion on anyone? He’s choosing not to participate. Isn’t this his right? To be clear. It wouldn’t be my choice. But shouldn’t inclusion / exclusion work both ways?

Is it true that “Black girls just wanna get fucked all night”? Asking for a friend. A song lyric folks. Don’t get your woke panties in a bunch.

Her legends shall live on!

Buck Martinez doing pxp. Dan is the best. But can we have Buck at the helm every opportunity possible? Howard Berger what do you think?