Once upon a time, I was special and unique. Then I got online… #community #haiku

Birds do not have hands, but they seem to live full lives, without mobile phones. #offline #haiku

Based on “news reports”, there may be a civil war starting any day… #propaganda #haiku

My mid-life crisis lasted about ten minutes …and then I was old. #crotchety #curmudgeon #haiku

I used to be smart. Top two percent and all that. Then I got married. #MarriedLife #haiku

I don’t hold a grudge. I put my grudge on a stand and then grudge hands-free. #LifeHack #haiku

I’m not closeted. My life is an open book …that nobody reads. #LGBTQIA #haiku

I've heard it's been said, “All who wander are not lost” …but that is not me. #RandomThoughts #haiku

I ghosted myself, told the writer part of me, “you need some time off.” #WritersLife #haiku

I try to explain Quantum Physics to my cat. He asks, “when’s dinner?” #KnowYourAudience #haiku

Writer hard at work, scrolling through the Twitter news, drinking to forget… #WritersLife #coffee #haiku

When the E.T.s come, and they want to take over, we’ll hand them the keys. #RandomThoughts #haiku

Go off the deep end. That’s where the fun people are …and possibly sharks. #RandomThoughts #haiku

The aliens came, saw our politics at play, then just turned around. #ufotwitter #nope #haiku

Happy Caturday! Here’s a little dark humor for those Winter Blues… #StarWars #Caturday #haiku

South Texas winters are the reason I moved south from near Chicago. #SouthTexas #weather #haiku

I bought some new socks. I’ll be wearing them Monday when I go to work… #GeekLife #haiku