Lost my investment faster than I could type "scam."

the scam dev the narcissist cmm said it will go 10m plus now it’s worth $0

I funded a coordinated FUD campaign against a rival memecoin project just because they called out my wallet for dumping.

Survival of the fittest out here.

I purposely start drama between rival memecoin communities so both sides pump their projects harder.

I lied about a project being listed on a top exchange to drive hype.

I took out a payday loan to buy a memecoin. It rugged,

I sold my dad’s old watch to buy into a hyped memecoin.

meow means no refunds.

I spent my wedding anniversary refreshing Dextools because I went all-in on Fluffy Inu.

Now every time we hang out, they call me 'Professor Exit Liquidity.'

Maxed out my credit card to buy a presale. Found out after launch that the dev is 14 years old and used ChatGPT to write the contract.

Got scammed by a fake airdrop.

I’ve been holding this meme token so long that the Telegram group turned into a therapy session.

I think I might be addicted.

I lost my mom’s retirement savings chasing 'The Next DOGE.'

I create MemeCoins from the back of my Van and convince idiots not to sell, those that do I name and Shame to detract from me drip selling.

I have no regrets as it died a few weeks later!

I have been making a memecoin a week and skimming profits everytime!

I pretending my arms don't work to make a memecoin