Arguing with a bin really makes you guys sound like a credible political alternative.

If you're in a hole and start shovelling, that's not going to help.

London is such an extraordinary city, with such an extraordinary population, that it’d rather have a man that wears a bin as a helmet and wants croissants to cost no more than £1.10 than the racist thugs of Britain First.

This is quite tame.
We want the messages where Edward Leigh calls Sunak a soft-hearted pinko, Jonathan Gullis a woke crusader for avocado and toast, and threatens to unleash Mark Francois on Luxembourg.

The Sun is actually becoming good at comedy. A punchline in 3 acts:

Hearing it was actually quite close between Wolves and Man City. Will tweet when I know more.

That’s ok. No one voted for Rishi Sunak, and look how far that’s got him in life!

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He’s lost another deposit!

Don't write off Susan Hall just yet. She may have been mugged for the election today, but that doesn't rule out somebody handing it in to TFL tomorrow.

the funniest thing sadiq khan could do now is introduce a pay per mile charge

You there, boy! How many victories is this for Rishi today?

I’m off to Dan Wootton’s to help him pack.
Who wants to join?

Yeah. THAT’S why Susan Hall lost.
Not the dog whistle campaign.
It’s because votes weren’t counted earlier.

If I were Britain First and got beat by a man wearing a bin whilst sounding more intelligent than my candidate, I’d just give up politics.

The racists are all saying they’re moving out of London.
Sadiq Khan should’ve put that in his campaign leaflet.

Thoughts and prayers to the journalistic class who yesterday were tweeting furiously about the #LondonMayorElections and Susan Hall’s win without a shred of evidence, based on tarot card readings at the Waterloo Brewdog.

Oh, wait, you’re meant to gain the highest number? Because at the Susan Hall campaign we were aiming to go for the number 1.
And even then we lost.

Great victory for Susan Hall!

Conservative Party sources tell me Count Binface has won the London Mayoral Election, and they’re celebrating because they don’t remember Susan Hall was their candidate.

What I’ve heard is that Johnny Bravo will become Mayor of London. Who knows? Certainly no one.