Managed to catch some of the goblins earlier today...

Thinking of adopting a kneazle...

Listening to excessively loud Aboveground music today, and I may be singing excessively loud with it...

This Major Tom person seems a little suspicious... #SpaceOdessy

Why does this man want sugar poured on him? #DefLeppard ...oh!

This song gets me... #IBelieveICanFly

These people are quite pretentious... #Queen #WeAreTheChampions

Afternoon meetings are turning into all night negotiations... #GKProblems

There's rarely a time I'd rather be dealing with the goblins, but this is one of those times. #GKProblems #negotiations

There. That's better.

*wonders which Hogwarts house he'd be sorted in to if fae were allowed to attend*

There seems to be a general consensus among the goblins that snow has its own spot on the food pyramid.

Today in the Goblin Kingdom, we have visitors from the Elvin Kingdoms. Which of course means more negotiations. #GKProblems

Not sure if the elves think the goblins more as pets or pests? Possibly both? Shall have to correct this. #GKProblems #Negotiations

Perhaps a display of what goblins are capable of? None of those silly antics during runners' times... the true power of the Goblin Kingdom.

It should just be expected by now that I will be taking month long breaks at random intervals... #ImBack

Good afternoon, my dear subjects. #selfie

The view many of my goblins have of me... #crotchcam

What need have I of an iPh0ne 6? Cease your peddling else I toss you in the bog!