🚨🟡🔵 BREAKING: Éderson to Fenerbahçe, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for Brazilian GK to join Fener. Fee around €13/14m to Man City for Éderson and as also personal terms are agreed with his agent Jorge Mendes and director Devin Özek. Up next: Donnarumma and City. 👀

Greta Thunberg and all her ugly friends that were supposed to go to Gaza, came back to Barcelona during the night after sailing only 20 miles. They were hoping no one would realise their big scam. 😂

Standing outside Celtic park with a Molotov in my hand until 11:01. I want 3 signings or it comes through the front door Celtic Football Club

“Do you want to buy Ben Chilwell?” “Yes I do”

Turned into gregg Wallace

🚨Transfer news: Blackburn Rovers agree to join league 1, but will spend the rest of this season on loan to the championship. #BRFC #rovers

Do you want any refugees from Gaza? Egypt: Nope! Jordan: No. Saudi: No. Lebanon: No. Yvette Cooper: We will speed up refugee and Gaza student visas to study in the UK and resettle them here permanently. So painfully tone deaf.

Intense transfer negotiations for this one

Hope it’s true. But why has he used a goose🪿 🤣

Just going to say, if we didn’t get that LB on loan; we better start training one of our many CM’s to play there.

Completely forgot Teta brought in Norgaard 🤣 What the fucks wrong with him? 9 defenders, 7 of which do, can id have played CB & 4 DM’s to boot.

That’s like elephants advocating FOR poaching. Makes no sense.

Benson in from Burnley 👏👏👏

Gaffer making me go back for another walk in Callendar Park 😡

Worth the wait.

Swansea City defender Filip Lissah has joined Falkirk on loan for the remainder of the 2025-26 season, subject to international clearance. Best of luck, Filip Lissah 👏

Like the old days this, you hear nothing about a signing and then BANG.

Cry about PSR restrictions then go & sign one of the leagues biggest ever duds (on loan) for £200,000 a week? Alright 👍

Weird that, almost as if there was a MASSIVE cover up in this country that spared hundreds if not thousands of “black/brown” men from prosecution. So once that investigation is complete & arrests are made, we’ll see a huge shift in your %…