Loving Salvador Perez makes me feel like a homeless heroine user. I’m just chasing that high man. Begging for money (him to stop swinging at shit pitches and just hit the fucking ball in the air) and it rarely happens. But god damn when it does, that high hits like a mf

I can’t physically describe how much I hate Matt Quatraro

Call up MJ the game we face Fried

Nobody “boo” this bum!!

Good. Fuck Duke

I love hate watching Duke

Maikel Garcia to Anthony Volpe tonight when he’s rounding 2B

Going to the game tonight. All I’m rooting for is a Ketchup win, the salute to service in between innings, and of course Cags to do something cool tonight. Other than that, going in with no expectations.

Our shortstop makes that play

We were 1 pitch away from it being such a great start Noah😭😭

Mustard won. Royals suck. It’s Tuesday. FUCK MY LIFE

I know we weren’t gonna win considering we didn’t call up the Fried killer (MJ Melendez).

Please send Taylor Clarke on an excursion to the fucking sun please. #thanks #fountainsup

Aaron Judge is facing Trevor Richards. He is going to hit this ball A LOT farther than his first one…

Fuck it Royals Burners All-Selections: C:MJ MELENDEZ BELIEVER 1B:Willy | KC Fan 2B:MAIKEL MANIA SS:OmahaMerv 3B:Freddy Fermin Protector LF:Joakim’s Revenge CF:Bobby Winn Jr. RF:Nick Loftin Protector DH: MLB JACTANI SP:A Canha Whoopass RP:1x No Hitter Michael Lorenzen’s Flow Manager:Cole Ragans Enjoyer Mascot:Sluggerrr’s Buttcrack

Plz somebody gift Taylor Clarke a one way trip out of this fucking galaxy

Season over😭😭💔💔

Look at that!!! India getting on base!!

I give up Kansas City Royals

Will NOT be purchasing tickets, gear, NOTHING of the Kansas City Royals for the remainder of the season (I had tickets for Friday, Gordo royals HOF induction, for a month now. So I will go) but Incompetent team. Incompetent manager. No fight or fire. 0-7 in the last 7 against NYY