It's tough being playa 2 sometimes

Luigis at Riptide

This is a parody account anything I say is legally a joke

As of today, there's equally as much time between right now and the release of The Smash Brothers as there is between its release and the release of Melee. Premiere of The Smash Brothers: Oct 11th, 2013 (4352 days) Melee Japanese release date: Nov 11, 2001 (8704 days)

I just registered for Genesis X3 start.gg/gx3 #GX3 via @startgg

Phobbin' it on a Sunday twitch.tv/hob0rg

Our first monthly, S@PS: The Inquisition is happening next Saturday, 10/4! With a 75$ pot bonus, gas reimbursement for OoR carpools, a 10 v 10 Ultimate crew battle between PSU and our friends from UR, it'll be one of our biggest events of the semester! start.gg/tournament/s-p…

Our first monthly, S@PS: The Inquisition is TOMORROW, 10/4! With attendees across PA, gas reimbursement for carpools of 3+ players, and a 75$ pot bonus for each game, you won't want to miss out!

I just registered for Smash Valley: The Last Dance ($1000+ Pot Bonus) start.gg/valley #SmashValley via @startgg

Join us one final time for Smash Valley: The Last Dance on 2/28 Returning to Alumni Hall in the HUB-Robeson Center $1000+ pot bonus and travel/housing reimbursement for ranked players Early reg closes 1/18 start.gg/valley

I just registered for Out of the Blue 5 start.gg/blue via @startgg

Tell me, why do you meddle in the noble affairs of Team Aqua?

Balatro themed drag queen named Auntie Ate

For smash valley we will be offering full travel and housing reimbursement for ranked players in melee and ultimate. This includes flights. If you or anyone you know would be interested in this please fill out the form by 12/20. RTs are appreciated forms.gle/yz6p7PeFyude7J…