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Save a broom, ride a seeker. Your continuous source for HP related humor.

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14 years ago

CA is so interesting :) I am never bored in this state

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14 years ago

#UglyBabyNames... Albus Severus. Sorry, Harry.

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14 years ago

@ravenjoshclaw Mrs.Malfoy♥ @iheartKatamari WAY longer ago haha

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14 years ago

I'm watching That 70s Show. It's funny cause I'm originally from Wisconsin. I'd like to think that Ashton Kutcher is from WI as well.

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14 years ago

RT if you're going to The Hunger Games midnight premiere

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14 years ago

I hate when people get divided between Peeta and Gale like Twilight. Now they say Finnick is a team too. Katniss doesn't like Finnick. UGH.

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14 years ago

Personally, I'd bang Finnick so hard it would make his trident quake.

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14 years ago

But that's beside the point. Finnick is not a "team." And "Team Peeta" and "Team Gale" is just dividing up the fans.

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14 years ago

Forces are stronger whilst united. There is no Team Peeta or Team Gale. Stop it. Just stop.

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14 years ago

I'm watching The Hunger Games online right now. OMG it's amazing.

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14 years ago

Thin Mints or Tagalongs or Samoas?

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14 years ago

there are no words to describe this. I love this. so so so so much. tattooing it in the next few days.

there are no words to describe this. I love this. so so so so much. tattooing it in the next few days.
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14 years ago

I wish THG cast would come to my city :/ apparently they are visiting places? I missed the one in LA and San Diego. Ugh!

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14 years ago

#California

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14 years ago

The show "Doctor Who" creeps me out.

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14 years ago

@AccioHenryAFC idk... I only watched the first episode and the guy seems like a pedophile...

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14 years ago

@AccioHenryAFC xD he just seems weird. :/

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14 years ago

@AccioHenryAFC Ha really? :/ It's just hard for me to like right now lol

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14 years ago

Ugh. I haven't seen The Hunger Games yet. Stop ruining it.

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14 years ago

I'm addicted to this show. It's super good. It's about time travel. It's got a doctor in it. It's called Doctor Who.