My bladder hates me. I may join Lady So Old in the sweet sweet embrace of bathroom death.

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

WTF are bananas $1.50 a pound?! WSJ Podcasts you need to do some math and fact checking on Ben's story on The Journal. I was grimacing at how implausible the details were.

BREAKING: Everyone looks forward to Fridays.

BREAKING: I remembered to plug in my phone to charge last night.

BREAKING: I pooped earlier.

I have moderate to severe Dontgiveafuckitis.

shaun deeb Dick

Now Seeking Franiscee's

breakcore drums vs the piano sample

Blank That lady was horny and on drugs and started a cult wow

depths of wikipedia! Once I went to the page for SeerSucker and some teenager had posted a picture of his friend and written “the seersuckingest seersucker of them all.” I’m glad he did that.

depths of wikipedia! I do also like the guy who put, 'These are them facts' at the end of every wiki article.

the bear video game actually looks pretty cool

Dear randoms: please stop @ ing me because you don't know somebody's username. Get better at Twitter and life.

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

“Government should be run like a business”

People are so confidently wrong about things like IP law. Right Scott Gossett ?