Todd Snider, man. What a gem. What a loss.

Linda McMahon, the professional wrestling magnate?

Did an r&d run on this sandwich for the bar recently and it fucked so hard. I had to make the Weck rolls because they’re impossible to source locally. Caraway, big maldon salt flakes, horseradish, prime rib and jus…a perfect sandwich.

The (Labatt) Blue Wall

This is what I told my mom about report cards in 8th grade

How it feels to say 6 7 over the age of 30

Rooting for Ohio State is like rooting for Palantir to do more surveillance.

Headlights are too damn bright

Die Hard is a Christmas movie, sure. But Home Alone is a snuff film.

Whoever becomes Gen Alpha’s timothy faust 🇵🇸 is going to write a beloved essay about how they were kicked out of the techbro NA bar for playing “I’ll Believe in Anything” 127 times on TouchTunes.

Zohran Mamdani, I just had to say “customer associate” 25x at increasing volumes to the Bank of America robot to speak to a human. You’ll be mayor for life if you can get rid of the customer service robots.

She could have been any one of us.

Fuck you. You saw the tape. Say what happened

RFK explaining why he’s banning the American Dental Association

Yo modistbrewing Y’all have more huevos than almost every brewery in the country right now. Whole industry sitting on their hands. Much solidarity and love from Hartford. Get the bastards out of your city.