i’m full of shit? I’M full of shit? wait a minute- i think you’re right.

dad doesn’t think you are.

and i wish my hearing was ben-proof but we don’t all get what we want.

oops maybe i wasn’t suppose to say that.

sometimes it’s helpful... other times he nags me to death.

you know the ways to my heart!

who’s gonna clean my sex swing?

if i have another person interrupt my beauty sleep they will feel my wrath.

is it too early to have a drink? or three? or four?

unlikely.

it’s one of my faults. the only one.

is anyone going to talk about five’s little murderous rampage? no? fine.

i can always use a good ole cup of straight caffine. y’know sleep is rare these days.

awww did i insult you?

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hey. hey hey hey. give me those back you thief.

hello, sexy.

ㅤ ❝ 𝐖𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍. ㅤ

oh. shit.