Someone: hi Me:

The phases of watching a #hegetsus commercial: 😐🙂🤨😫🤦🏼‍♀️

The quarterback play in Dolphins Bills right now

WE LOVE YOU TRE WHITE ! #BillsMafia #GoBills #MIAvsBUF

MOOD #gobills

#gobills

LOOK AT MY SON

I mean #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVII #SuperBowl2024

Hey Zoom - a team I’m on is trying to fix an overcharge issue and we’ve been “escalated” 3 times and no dice yet (though we keep getting a CS survey, i'm told). help! how can we get a human on the phone to handle this, please?

Everyone headed to Twitter to see if their FB login is having issues too

Creators of Shōgun: So, how many times would using the narrative device of a samurai committing sepuku be needed to make a real impact on the viewer? Me: Um, once or twice I think? Creators of Shōgun: Creators of Shōgun: Creators of Shōgun: Boy do we have a surprise for you

Good morning from the absolute silliest thing to happen to me in a while by far and YES THIS IS REAL @newsweek newsweek.com/woman-allergic…

HOLY SHIT

Listen Democratic Party please do what you so clearly need to do for the love of god

Listen I know there’s a debate going on and everything but Kamala I felt that firm handshake approach in my SOUL #Debate2024

This Daniel Craig/Rachel Weisz look is serving polyamorous muppet hunters and no I will not be taking questions at this time