I truly can't wrap my head around the hypocrisy of all these fuckers get vaccinated.

Jeff Epstein should have hung in there, he’d be a free man tonight

Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment. Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

“This is the best free scrapbooking class I’ve ever taken!”

Justice Sotomayor opens her dissent in U.S. v. Dustin Higgs by saying the names of every person executed by the federal government over the past year.

Mar100 casual weekend mom @DrSuperSalty Seattle Police Department

Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."

Amanda @SighBeepBoop Ken Mitchell The Associated Press What gender are potatoes assigned at birth, Amanda?

oh sweet mother of god

I am just drunk enough to let them do that. Sorry, followers.

If you know him, you will read i.imgur.com/dOBMq.jpg in @tomheon's voice.

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"Watching the bruins game with friends." via #Happier happier.com/moments/bcf671…

"Had a full episode of @mbmbam to accompany me on my commute …" via #Happier happier.com/moments/7afddb…

"Seeing sub-50 ms response times for all our common actions" via #Happier happier.com/moments/6edeec…

"So many things to see! A very fun mongoNYC #MongoDBDays" via #Happier happier.com/moments/ff49f0…

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