who the fuck wrote the batman remix to jingle bells

Boys mood swings are worse than girls mood swings

I’m SO ready for autumn. YES! Comfy jumpers, boots, candles, warm drinks - Bring it on pls 👏🏼

I have a bad habit of waking up on time and laying in bed until I’m late

not suckin ma own dick or anything but i’m actually bare hilarious me

On my way to steal yo girl

Dwi'm yn mentally na physically prepared ar gyfar nos sul nesa, yr unig beth fydd ar snapchat fi fydd I'm a Celeb #givemestrength

Hogan bach 5oed yn deud wrth i mam yn deu bot hin stressed #wtaf

not normal to be my age and be this stressed about fucking everything

Is YOUR child texting about Rownd a Rownd? Jk- Justice for Kelvin Tfc- Ti ffansi Copa? Kk- K Kabs Pmsl- Philip, My Sassy Lover Tba- Trêns Bach Arthur Gtg- Glenda, T’iawn Gont? Imd- l Miss David x Fml- Ffocoff, Mr Lloyd