And all the responses are “well it doesn’t help we have no regulatory clarity” which is to say “we can’t do it like that (give holders revenue) so we have to do it like this (valueless tokens)”

Never, “if we do it like *this* maybe it defeats the purpose of doing it at all?”

>non-crypto founder tells me he’s having trouble finding product market fit
>I ask if it can be solved with a token
>he laughs, “no this doesn’t need a token”
>I look at the problem he’s addressing
>problem doesn’t exist
>it can be solved with a token

Ya the reason ETH is underperforming for the past year is because all the drivelers went to Farcaster. That’s the reason. That is definitely the reason it is down.

Oh that’s how restaurants have remained so decentralized

I don’t have a whole lot going on for the next few weeks, do you guys want to try Terra Luna one more time?

Can someone tell me how bad this pumpdotfun exploit is? Do I need to sweep the wallets I used on there? Do I need to send them to a CEX and then cash out of crypto and find a real job and settle down and contribute value to society? Is it that bad or no?

People are moaning about ETHBTC being down 30% over the past year but if you staked your ETH you would have received ~4% more ETH which, ya ok, that is the same ETH that is down 30% against BTC but it’s still interesting to think about at least

Guys, the ponzis are getting less interesting

Flashbots are such snitches

One of the most pressing issues in crypto, one of our Millennium Prize Problems if you will, looks to have been solved

“Ok but doesn’t it cost the same amount of money to print the Eigen token as it does to print the Jeo Boden token? Like, they’re both just in the computer right?”

The thing is, GME trading at roughly ~1,350 P/E ratio still feels a bit low. Way too low actually. We want things with no earnings at all. Just price. All community, no business.

I’m very bearish on the entire financial system sitting atop a transparent ledger. Hard to look at what governments around the world are doing and think this is the correct path forward. If you’re putting stuff onchain, I would ask you maybe consider taking that stuff offchain.

My intern had one job. One *single* job that was relatively straightforward,
I hired this guy to do one thing for me: tell me when we are in the banana zone.

Take a wild guess what my intern didn’t tell me? ya. that we’re in the fking banana zone.

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Trump’s entire career has been leveraging real estate to buy more real estate and when he gets called on his loans he just borrows against more real estate so yeah, I think he’s going to be a pro-restaking president, this shouldn’t be so hard to understand

Trump never asked for a use-case or demanded product market fit. He pasted his mugshot on the blockchain and printed his stack, the way a crypto native would. the way god intended.

Maybe Trump can show Hentai Avenger how to deliver utility to his NFT

*casino owner walks into casino*

“Why do these people choose to play slots and lose money gambling when they could use this space to host think-tanks on longevity research?”

I hate to hear that the Web3 VCs are having a hard time right now. I’m afraid if we lose these people, we won’t have anyone to identify things that are “skeuomorphic” 🥺