You need ~$2 million worth of TON to be a validator on the Telegram blockchain but it’s completely free to ask why Telegram needs its own blockchain

Completely agree that “wife-changing money” is nothing to exalt about. I would never marry a woman I met after the Merge. I’m not just some de-risked piece of meat

It’s honestly a miracle we’ve gotten this far without a handheld gaming device with native Web3 capabilities

Yesterday was a rough day for our industry. In times like these, we need to put aside our differences and come together as a community and fight hand in hand. It is time to push back on arbitrary and capricious definitions. We cannot let male g spot deniers prevail. We will win.

ok now I think that Racer is actually very even-keeled

This is a good time for Hayden to admit that Ric Burton invented it

I have lost all of my money on paper but I will put on a straight face and say “ooohhh better entries for me 🤤” when the prices go down, because I understand the value of keeping morale high

Base making $1.5m a day and paying $2k to Ethereum is like making a billion dollars in crypto and gifting your wife a new toaster like is there a point where it’s almost more offensive than giving nothing at all?

You could always kind of tell that Saquon Barkley thought the EVM should be parallelized

Anatoly Yakovenko, the mastermind behind Solana, is a once in a generation founder. Here’s his story 👇:

Anatoly, endearingly known as “Toly” by his fanlets (manlet fans) was born in the Soviet Union under draconian law and tight capital controls.

One day, little 9 year old…

Eigenlayer is like going into a pawn shop with a Rolex and getting a loan but at least knowing *some* nouveau riche guy *somewhere* will always want a Rolex

Karak is like walking in with a fake Rolex and you tell the pawn shop it’s a fake Rolex and they still give you a loan

A solar eclipse right in the middle of a bull market? Days like today were built for Maren. I bet she is so frisky to share what the markets are going to do next

The only thing that can save Boeing at this point is launching an L2

I have a pretty simple investment model for these markets. I look for high quality teams with founders that can execute and are able to solve a REAL problem for people through novel cryptoeconomic design and then I ignore all of that and launch 10 shitcoins a day on pump dot fun

Awkward situation: I told my friend ~2 years ago that his best bet is just to dollar-cost average a portion of his paycheck monthly into the S&P500 and bet on the productivity of the American economy and stay away from shitcoining and now he’s asking me how I bought a hovercraft

There’s no cabal. There is a group of loosely affiliated long term investors who simultaneously, but independently, come to the same conclusion on the fundamental value of a sub $5m mcap coin and share their thesis within 45 minutes of each other on Twitter. Thank them, ingrates.

I talked with Eugene Chen who is both backed and also endorsed by Paradigm.

Also endorsed by me as being a smart guy and a good friend 🥰

“Crypto has made no significant contributions to society at this juncture”

Really? Because I’m pretty sure there were all these campaigns to “stop the R word” and now everyone is completely empowered and calling themselves and others retards online. Crypto did that I think

All projects know not to show revenue, then you’re valued on fundamentals.

Same with regulatory clarity. Right now you can say tokens are valueless because of regulatory uncertainty which is good. You don’t want people to realize they are valueless under all conditions.