African football is box office. They heard he’s completed the most dribbles in Europe and said not today

About a week ago, I put on a private 3 day event for creators who are interested in music and content creating with a bunch of amazing sponsors like Wingstop & TikTok as well as the sickest special guests… The first ever #SampleSchool was a success!

A top RW in the league admiring the best RW in the league. Togetherness in this England squad is too special ❤️

I feel like there’s a national shortage of food establishments that have sticky toffee pudding on the dessert menu. Surely as a profit making organisation that’s the first one on the list?

What’s the most you’re willing to pay for a croissant in London? £4.70 a bit mad init?

Pleased to announce I’ve been made head coach of the Reception team at my son’s school. They searched my tweets critiquing West Ham tactics and realised I’m the Custom House Conte. Yes I will be coaching in full kit with shin pads and yes my son will be captain.

Important article. Have a butchers

AWB 🤝 Guvna B Aaron opens up on life at West Ham, moving back to London and family ❤️

Me: Bro you know this roof don’t leak? AWB: For real? Old Trafford roof had my Spider senses going brazy 🕸️

Thanks for the support. Glad the fans are behind the project I presented to the players.

If Antonio doesn’t last the 90 and with Fullkrug out, I’d love to see Bowen x Kudus x Summerville front 3. Feel like they could link up and interchange so well.

Great subs. Bowen up top 🤝🏾

While Jules is still experimenting I need to see Kudus start in the 10 role.

DANNY INGSSSSSSS FIVE MORE YEARS PLEASE BROTHER

If Everton don’t get relegated this season it won’t ever happen.

Bournemouth are kicking ballll

They said he’s too quiet to be skipper 😂 MY CAPTAIN!!!

Been wanting to ask this project question for a while. Dunno why but it proper tickles me. Can you imagine someone like Allardyce presenting a project. “So I’m thinking long balls, long throws, and when it comes to defending I just want you to go through em. Fancy signing?”