What do people even use Twitter for?

I have a confession to make: Whenever I learn a new word I like, you'll know, 'cause I will start using it spasmodically.

Behold: Jurassneck Park! #neckguy #neckmeme

I got a hour and a half long advertisement for a Rob Scallon video. It turned out to be the entire #LegoMovie shoved into a youtube ad. ... And I watched the whole freakin' thing

Elon Musk being %100$ relatable again

If this tweet gets 100 retweets, Scotty McRib will smash his bass on stage at #redwoodmetalfest, August 17th in Ukiah

So after hearing Billie Eilish’s name for the 1,000th time I decided to finally check out her music and give it a fair listen It fuckin’ sucks

Am I supposed to pretend that they look like cats cause they don't

Hot take: my favorite STAR WARS movie is the LAST JEDI, followed by the PHANTOM MENACE. Don’t @ me.

Are there any other Chuck Tingle memes out there?

Tried watching darling 🌙 to help calm my nerves. Then the video ended with a trailer to a horror film full of jump scares. Did I upset a witch or something?

If Emirichu 🍓 ever does another episode of Childhood Crushes, she needs to invite @sWooZ1e onto it

Petition for Jack Black to appear in an episode of Game Grumps. Jablinski also has to record his own “I’m not so grump” line for the intro. Yay or nay?

2 seconds into Your Lie In April and I don’t hear any cicadas. 0/10

People who obsess over the literal shape of the USA’s landmass are basically bragging about Manifest Destiny.

Hey Duolingo I thought the purple ones weren’t supposed to crack

So this actually happens to other people?

Betty White’s death triggers my OCD