I like how blueberry or bubblegum or apple are considered weird soda flavors, but the normal main ones include various roots

It is

is reading a book in public performative... is having a boyfriend embarrassing... all of these queries were sufficiently addressed by our patron saint jemima kirke when she said "i think you guys might be thinking about yourself too much"

crazy ass rankin bass seasonal mysticism rabbithole

“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

Will never judge a person for being way too online between Dec 22 & Jan 1. You might be in your childhood home on an air mattress right now these posts might be keeping you alive

It's really funny when she lets her hair down and you go "Oh yeah this was 1970 alright"

I’m not going to lie I kind of just banked everything on the annual It’s a Wonderful Life rewatch fixing me spiritually before the end of the year.

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

Everyone kinda discovering It’s a Wonderful Life this year is fucking awesome, like YES! IT IS!

imagine getting off your snowmobile and hearing bob seger playing as you walk into the bar

unfortunately when I’m not working and don’t have any plans, that’s when The Sadness comes around

I have 3 days to regulate my sleep schedule and remember that I am an active participant in the real world.

Slop is as slop does

Me rereading Wuthering Heights and underlining every part where Cathy is atrociously wicked because I love a fictional mean woman

I watched 6 hours of Nick at Nite every night as a child but I’m still better off than the cell phone kids

Mind u she was 45 here. Like there’s actually no reason not to b a hot bitch forever!

I can’t wait for my niece to be old enough to realize that I am her mom’s sister

It’s so sad that secret agents wiped all our memories and only like ten of us still remember The Ting Tings