Real Housewives but it’s Real House of Representatives- such drama

“Everyone knows true resolutions start on January 2nd” - I say as I sit in my pjs drinking a Bloody Mary at noon

2022: 5 yr cancer anniversary and official remission; 10yr wedding anniversary to my best friend ❤️
2023: just enjoying the good and/or making the best of what comes my way

I basically only check in to Twitter when I can’t sleep at 2am but I love you and all the randomness you post- I’ve learned so much as a voyeur

Y’all … I don’t like Taylor swift (I know I look like I would)- please don’t hate me

Tonight I saw the most Chicago thing ever - I’m sitting outside at a restaurant patio with plentiful dogs and a big ass rat just runs through all of them to the alley- like the balls on that rat!

Give me a “bowling ball” running back annnyyydaaaayyyy 🌰❤️

Holding space in my heart today for all the women in this country ❤️

I’ve been renting dresses all summer so that I can wear all the fun things and people always say “omg I love your dress”
To which I scream obnoxiously “thanks it’s a rental” like it’s my line anymore

My outfit was complimented in boystown tonight so I’m basically going to live on that high all week

Balancing should I watch the Jan 6 committee or watch some other “junk food” tv for my mental health

Is there anything arbys won’t try

Lakeview Pantry rebrands as Nourishing Hope, opens new headquarters to better serve South and West sides trib.al/jdXWcro

I’m cancer free and in remission!!!!!

Today marks my five year (post diagnosis) scans for breast cancer - please please please get your mammograms friends

Undisclosed location Chicago Bars

20 mins into encanto and already crying …

Where they fill your martinis to the brim- it’s my goal to drink one without spilling some day #undisclosedlocation Chicago Bars

I accidentally shattered a bottle of perfume in my bathroom and the smell is making me nauseous… the perfume “(Marc jacobs) Perfect” which is exactly what I said when I dropped it

Don’t get high and watch Pixar shorts and by don’t, I mean do