Oh you got a daddy kink? Well pass me the 10mm. No thats a torx head. The ten millimetre socket. No th- that's not- THE TEN MIL it's right THERE just- the SOCKET pass me the FRICKIN 10MM SOCKET OH NEVERMIND I'LL GET IT MYSELF

Would you pet my soft fluffy lion tum y/n 🥺

Be honest bro did you sniff me while I was asleep

Deer furries be like idk bleats me

Sorry haters I can't hear you over hoW LOUD I BE SUCKIN TIDDIES RN

My morning routine? Usually 10 mins of laughing at my own jokes in the car

inDEERana DOEnes....

When the house party doesn't have any beds left and you gotta use the lion

Usually idc if people use kalua art for role-play as long as they aren't impersonating me but like If I see kalua art with some weird shit in your F-List I'm shutting you down lmao

Oh get fucked

Okay apparently "is that the shower towel or the jerk off towel" is not an appropriate question when a host gives you toiletries

*10 minutes after an edible called "Suckerpunch Garbage Disposal"* why i got,,,? bones?

I will not apologise

im opening a few more commissions DM to claim slot and forms!

I thought she'd be a disney princess but she bouncing on it like the Pixar Lamp 😭😭😭😭

15 artists to know Vegas 💕 Princess Nokia Iggy azalea Kim petras Tiffany Charo Kevin prodigy TS Madison Jaylaflame 🔜 GOH @ FD DEI FURRY RAPPER 🔜 AC Kalua Tyga Trixie mattel Orville peck Snoop Dogg Diplo

W H A T

A student of my non-furry friend follows me on twitter and I don't know how to break it to him

What about 8 inches and stupid

If ur a dog please look at this