just farted hahahahahaha😜🫣 come find me… ahaha… it smell

jorkin my peanuts at the faction tonight

god I wish that were me

What if I was Latina? Would that change things?

March Madness? It’s just March to a guy like me.

Mork bisigma is literally a lesbian

Mork bisigma is my lesbian hero 👆

trying to find my Latino wife at pitchers

jeez… there’s a lot of stigma around drunkler. stigma?? STIGMA BALLZ IN YO MOUF

her hips do lie. fuck that ho. and Shakira.

It’s like mozzarella vibes but also vodka

Pop pop

Pop o clock

He toss my salad like his name romaine

Two years since coming out and it’s only my first at pitches for da first time tn. Is this self internalized homophobia or do I just hate gay people — anon 😉😘 lol jk obv as hell (guess in replies)

pitcher I hardly know her. actually wait I do know her. we fucked last night. #notavirgin

Bye felicity!

Diet Coke squared equals poppers

I’m still a lesbian #nosafetyscissors

I miss him