Reached station early but train was delayed by almost three hours (!!!) and I still had to run because platform change at the last minute. I'm so done with redacted railways.

With you May the 4th be.

three body not a problem for challengers

three body problem

Okay I will take a break and reevaluate my life

I have two body problem.. i.e. I have only two good bras

not able to sleep 😭😭😭

so restless can't stop tweeting

what do you mean I have to wear non animal shaped earrings for a conference

In my wedding, I'm going to do that thing where they make a list of pictures they want taken with a schedule. I will have candid, but the photographer will undergo rigorous training prior to capture me best. If that's not possible then no photogenic or pretty ppl will be covered.

I think complu has really trapped sun in her balcony. I can look at the sky without being blinded 🥹🥹🥹

You're in her DMs, i am blocked.
Here's what it taught me about B2B sales (🧵) :

Hi guys my fully furnished (except fridge) 2bhk apartment is up for rent because I'm moving into my fridge this summer.

Mom just asked if another movie called Ghilli came out. I told its ree release and she's like adhe kadha dhana and I said it's the literal same movie and she's flipped out. Can't wait to tell her about all the other re releases.