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Alex

@Grozlam

great ape

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calendar_today12-07-2010 00:16:31

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amazon loves to send me an ad showing an inscrutable piece of technology and say it's a Deal For You (Me). just like a raw PCB with a camera lens on it. no text. 'You like this, nerd?' I don't know, maybe I do. 'Would you pay $89 for it?' I don't know, maybe I would

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I like when the bathroom of a bar/restaurant has its own speaker and is playing the music much louder and clearer than the main space. It's a clean delineation that you're entering a new Zone. You're in the Bathroom Zone now

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Waiter asks 'How was everything?' I smile and do the jokey 'Ha ha we hated it!' response but it is very clear I only ate like 2 bites

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GPU
-nerd shit for crypto dweebs
-size of a phone book cut in half
-called something like 'FTW Edition' or 'Gamer's Series'

3D Accelerator
-the future is now
-no frills hard-edge PCB/All Business
-reptile eye or sexy 3D model with sword

the choice is clear

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i was running around outside and didn't feel any earthquake. got home and the cat was asleep on the couch where I left her. Trying to psyop me on my day off I see

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if I skip an ad within one second of the Skip button being available, the advertiser and associated marketing firm should be issued a demerit, as a punishment for failing to captivate me

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when people on the internet call something Biblically Accurate they mean that it has a lot of something. like if someone says they got a Biblically Accurate thing of eggs they mean the big ones that have like 18-24 of em in there

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