I finished in 2019! #grouchyPhD signing off. Love to all you folks who helped me survive the process.

The job market is making me want to throw things.

It's almost like they treat men differently than women. x.com/CNN/status/829…

Things got hot and heavy last night in bed with #mybfgradschool... 😅😬😘

Is ResearchGate-stalking a thing?

Anonymous #AcademicTwitter keeps me sane. I like to share some but may not always retweet because I like being employed. Listing a few (1/?)

Up to my ears in the mess that is my dissertation

I just wanna go home 😭

Gave up on academic jobs for the time being. I'm fortunate to have related skills that are in heavy demand.

But some of these places I'm applying have HR people who could win World's Least Professional Human awards 🤡

Could do without my advisor sending me multiple emails after midnight

TFW your phone consistently suggests "dissertation" after you type the word "my" #gradschoolproblems

Nothing like a poorly written late-night invitation to review articles that are not even a little bit related to your work 😒@SciSpamWatch

Brb, throwing my computer down several flights of stairs

The spelling of the name "Jones" when he couldn't find something that was in correct alphabetical order at my workplace 🙄 x.com/nicolefroio/st…

I cannot stop laughing 😂 x.com/lizzieohreally…

Still alive, just haven't had much to say. My dissertation is on hold for the moment. I moved far away from my uni, so that helps. 😂