where will you serve our overlords? dredge operator sounds sick to me

modern people forget Lincoln looked weird as shit

once again, why is he so funny sometimes

goddamn there’s like forty of these companies now?

Harvard MBAs when they get the aging HVAC owner to sign LOI at a 3x EBITDA multiple

nerd talk. need to see him say that after drinking about a thousand $2 domestics on the lads golf trip

Ah, yes, the classic negative gross margin tradeoff

I think these kinds of comparison are overdone but…

oh shit he’s got jokes

new trend: fellas just walking to the barber and saying “give me the seven samurai”

Just caught up on the news - Trump just straight up caved? Art of the deal

the bud light marketing debacle was bad, but not “drink schlitz or ill kill you” bad

just saw a pontoon boat with twin 500’s. What are we actually doing here

100k likes and I’ll eat a fast food meal

what are these, investment banking salaries for ants?

this is top

dog why are the republicans off the sauce

tfw you sold your soul to the devil to keep your iced teas at 99¢ for three decades